“Happy birthday, Donald. You’re a crook, a failure, a fraud, and a threat to our democracy, economy, rights, and future,” “On behalf of America, our early gift for your 79th: Making sure you are never President again.”
Biden campaign spokesperson James Singer said in a statement.
Naps, bankruptcies, business failures, impeachments, lawsuits, scandals, election losses, and criminal charges: Former President Donald Trump has one such “accomplishment” for every year of his life, according to President Joe Biden.
- Donald fell asleep – a lot
- Donald went bankrupt
- Then went bankrupt again
- Then went bankrupt again
- Then went bankrupt again
- Then went bankrupt again
- Then went bankrupt again
- Donald failed as a casino owner
- Donald failed as an airline, university and hotel owner.
- Donald failed at creating a board game and a magazine.
- Donald launched his political career on the racist lie Barack Obama wasn’t born in America
- Donald called for the death penalty – and still won’t apologize after their exoneration – for 5 innocent Black and Latino teenagers
- Donald was accused of saying the N-word
- Donald was sued by the Justice Department for racial discrimination
- Donald became the first Presidential candidate to say there’d be a “bloodbath” if he lost
- Donald failed to lead our country during COVID and suggested Americans inject themselves with bleach
- Donald said there were “very fine people” among the crowd of white nationalists and neo-Nazis who chanted “Jews will not replace us” in Charlottesville
- Donald dreamed of a “unified Reich” if he was to win in November
- Donald called veterans who gave their lives for our country “suckers” and “losers”
- Donald downplayed servicemembers’ concussions as “headaches”
- Donald floated the idea of executing the Joint Chiefs Chairman
- Donald was impeached in 2019
- Donald was impeached again in 2021
- Donald was found liable for sexual abuse
- Donald was accused by 26 women of sexual misconduct
- Donald bragged about his building on 9/11
- Donald lied over 30,570 times as president to the American people
- Donald cheated at golf
- Donald’s “Trump Org.” was convicted for failing to pay its taxes
- Donald gave a tax handout to the rich and corporations that failed to deliver for Americans
- Donald suggested windmills caused cancer
- Donald failed as a steak, water, and vodka salesman.
- Donald’s media company lost $300 million in just one quarter
- Donald proposed cutting Social Security and Medicare
- Donald proposed cutting Social Security and Medicare again
- Donald proposed cutting Social Security and Medicare again
- Donald proposed cutting Social Security and Medicare again
- Donald tried and failed to repeal the Affordable Care Act. But he wants to try again
- Donald had his former vice president refuse to endorse him
- Donald bragged on camera about grabbing women
- Donald celebrated overturning Roe v. Wade
- (This one is special #42) Donald is 0-42 with jurors in recent cases – more on that later
- Donald endorsed every state abortion ban in America as “a beautiful thing to watch”
- Donald said there had to be “some form of punishment” for women who have abortions
- Donald had the worst jobs record of any president in modern US history
- Donald lost the House and Senate
- Donald lost the 2020 presidential election to Joe Biden by more than 7 million votes
- Donald lost 61 court cases after his election loss
- Donald “lit that fire” of the Capitol insurrection on Jan. 6
- Donald has promised to pardon the violent rioters who attacked law enforcement on Jan. 6 who he called “hostages” and “warriors”
- Donald was the first presidential candidate to ask a state’s Secretary of State to “find” him 11,780 votes
- Donald posted a $175 million bond in his fraud judgment
- Donald oversaw the largest single-year increase in violent crime ever recorded
- Donald was sued by U.S. Capitol Police Officers
- Then he was sued by another group of U.S. Capitol Police Officers
- Then another
- Then another
- Donald had an ally who was sentenced to prison
- Then another
- Then another
- Then another
- Then another
- Then another
- Then another
- Then another
- And four more were charged with crimes
- Donald Trump was the first former U.S. President to be indicted 1 time
- Donald Trump was the first former U.S. President to be indicted 2 times
- Donald Trump was the first former U.S. President to be indicted 3 times
- Donald Trump was the first former U.S. President to be indicted 4 times
- Donald became the first former U.S. President convicted of a felony
- Donald became the first former U.S. President convicted of 2 felonies
- Donald became the first former U.S. President convicted of 3 felonies
- Donald became the first former U.S. President convicted of 4 felonies
- Donald became the first former U.S. President convicted of 5 felonies
- Donald became the first former U.S. President convicted of 6 felonies
- Donald became the first former U.S. President convicted of 7 felonies
- Donald said he would “Make America Great” – he did not
“Damn, we hit 78,” Singer concludes. “But for those wondering – Donald has 27 more felony convictions and a lot of other stuff. But you know, sometimes you gotta stick to the shtick.”